Lemony Lessons

“The modern world is designed to make you overeat and then ostracize you when you do.”

- Jeffrey Steingarten (The Man Who Ate Everything)

“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”

- Holden Caulfield (J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye)

Lesson #301

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

- Boswell D. Rabbitsmith

Lesson #299

(Source: leilockheart.me, via xomckennavaughnxo)

Lesson #298

Sometimes, cakes come from heaven. 

Lesson #297

(Source: hollyarabella, via 1980whore)

Lesson #296

Food is terrible.

April fools!  Food is incredible.

Lesson #294

Yeasted coffee cake is a marvelous creation.